JOKES BY ANAYA - PART 3

 

Why did the egg study for two hours on Thursday?

Because he had an ' Eggzam ' on Friday!


What type of competition do the bees like the most?

A spelling bee..


Chef to his assistant: I am making a salad, you make a dressing.

Assistant: Sir, would a bowtie and buttons look good on the salad?


Husband Shark : Shall we have clown fish for dinner today?

Wife Shark: No way! They taste funny!



Teacher: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Student: Ma’am, a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird.


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